Nalk's Talks

“Why Coke is better than Pepsi” Reason #01 Char...

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 15:31:47 -0500

“Why Coke is better than Pepsi” Reason #01

Char Aznable drinks Coca-Cola.

Anime Poetry # 4

Sat, 09 Jun 2012 18:59:28 -0500

Roses are red

Chain smoking is great

If I told you I died

Could you carry the weight

- Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

Anime Poetry # 3

Sat, 09 Jun 2012 18:55:00 -0500

Roses are red

They’re all a psychological wreck.

Humanity is about as safe,

As Misato’s neck.

(Evangelion)

Anime Poetry # 2

Sat, 09 Jun 2012 18:54:00 -0500

Asuka’s EVA is red

Rei fights in the blue

I’d love to see them both naked

When the Angels are through

- Shinji Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

Anime Poetry # 1

Sat, 09 Jun 2012 18:50:00 -0500

In my battle against Kakarot

My minion I did send

He asked “What does the scouter say about his power level?”

“It’s over NINE THOUUUUSAAAAAAND!”

- Vegeta

"Anybody can put on a pair of tights and a pair of boots and call themselves a professional wrestler...."

Sat, 19 May 2012 19:55:28 -0500

“Anybody can put on a pair of tights and a pair of boots and call themselves a professional wrestler. Not just anybody can be a professional worker.”

- Al Snow

"There are three things I hate the most: Kids, animals, and women with attitude."

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 20:28:24 -0600

““There are three things I hate the most: Kids, animals, and women with attitude.””

- Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

"Whatever happens, happens"

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 20:19:12 -0600

““Whatever happens, happens””

- Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop … but you already knew that)

"It’s come to this, I’ve main evented the Superdome. I was in a main event of..."

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 21:59:31 -0600

““It’s come to this, I’ve main evented the Superdome. I was in a main event of Wrestlemania. Thirty years in professional wrestling and now I’m in Monroe with you fucks.””

- Jim Cornette

Just had to make these.

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 16:39:21 -0600

Y2j won't be at RAW b/c he's in Johto

. . . or is he in Narnia?

Well . . . I guess this explains it

Just had to make these.

"Do you know what my New Year’s resolution is going to be? To wake up a half an hour earlier so..."

Wed, 08 Jun 2011 04:25:20 -0500

““Do you know what my New Year’s resolution is going to be? To wake up a half an hour earlier so I can hate you more.””

- Darren Matthews/Steven Regal/William Regal

"And with the first overall pick of the Rapture Draft, God selects… Macho Man Randy Savage...."

Fri, 20 May 2011 17:36:37 -0500

“And with the first overall pick of the Rapture Draft, God selects… Macho Man Randy Savage. Ooohhhhhhhh yyeeeaaaaahhhh”

- Admin

" You cannot achieve success without the risk of failure. And I learned a long time ago, you cannot..."

Wed, 13 Apr 2011 13:24:00 -0500

“” You cannot achieve success without the risk of failure. And I learned a long time ago, you cannot achieve success if you fear failure. If you’re not afraid to fail, man you have a chance to succeed but you’re never gonna get there unless you risk it all the way. I was a failure. Sometimes half the fun is failing, learning from your mistakes, waking up the next morning and saying, okay watch out, here I come again. A little bit smarter, licking my wounds and really not looking forward to getting my ass kicked the way I just did yesterday. And now I’m just a little more dangerous. “”

- Paul Heyman