“Why Coke is better than Pepsi” Reason #01
Char Aznable drinks Coca-Cola.
Roses are red
Chain smoking is great
If I told you I died
Could you carry the weight
- Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)
Roses are red
They’re all a psychological wreck.
Humanity is about as safe,
As Misato’s neck.
(Evangelion)
Asuka’s EVA is red
Rei fights in the blue
I’d love to see them both naked
When the Angels are through
- Shinji Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
In my battle against Kakarot
My minion I did send
He asked “What does the scouter say about his power level?”
“It’s over NINE THOUUUUSAAAAAAND!”
- Vegeta
“Anybody can put on a pair of tights and a pair of boots and call themselves a professional wrestler. Not just anybody can be a professional worker.” — Al Snow
“There are three things I hate the most: Kids, animals, and women with attitude.” — Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)
“Whatever happens, happens” — Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop … but you already knew that)
“It’s come to this, I’ve main evented the Superdome. I was in a main event of Wrestlemania. Thirty years in professional wrestling and now I’m in Monroe with you fucks.” — Jim Cornette
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“Do you know what my New Year’s resolution is going to be? To wake up a half an hour earlier so I can hate you more.” — Darren Matthews/Steven Regal/William Regal
“And with the first overall pick of the Rapture Draft, God selects… Macho Man Randy Savage. Ooohhhhhhhh yyeeeaaaaahhhh” — Admin
“ You cannot achieve success without the risk of failure. And I learned a long time ago, you cannot achieve success if you fear failure. If you’re not afraid to fail, man you have a chance to succeed but you’re never gonna get there unless you risk it all the way. I was a failure. Sometimes half the fun is failing, learning from your mistakes, waking up the next morning and saying, okay watch out, here I come again. A little bit smarter, licking my wounds and really not looking forward to getting my ass kicked the way I just did yesterday. And now I’m just a little more dangerous. ” — Paul Heyman