Nalk's Talks
Anybody can put on a pair of tights and a pair of boots and call themselves a professional wrestler. Not just anybody can be a professional worker.
Al Snow
Push up bras are like are like bags of potato chips. You open them up, and they’re half empty.
Unknown
Words That Will Live in Infamy #7

“Eat a sack of baby dicks, motherfucker!”

- Macktastic (Snoop Dogg) (The Boondocks)

My Anime Queue

Currently on the queue:

  • Neon Genesis Evangelion
  • Clannad
  • Clannad After Story
  • The Big O
  • Outlaw Star
  • Angel Links
  • Samurai Champloo
  • Afro Samurai
  • Blue Submarine No. 6
  • Sekirei
  • Sekirei Pure Engagement
  • Phantom: Requiem for the Phantom
  • Mobile Suit Gundam
  • Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam
  • Mobile Suit Gundam 08th MS Team
  • Mobile Suit Gundam Wing
  • Mobile Suit Gundam SEED
  • Mobile Suit Gundam SEED Destiny
  • Mobile Fighter G Gundam
  • Mobile Suit Gundam: 0083 - Stardust Memory
  • Mobile Suit Gundam: 0080 - War in the Pocket
  • Patlabor
  • Mobile Suit Gundam 00
  • Dragon Ball
  • Dragon Ball Z
  • Dragon Ball Z Kai
  • Dragon Ball GT
  • Yu Yu Hakusho
  • NOIR
  • Gurren Lagann
  • Martian Successor Nadesico
  • Dragonaut: The Resonance
  • Serial Experiment Lain
  • Paranoia Agent
  • Death Note
  • Baccano!
  • Code Geass
  • B Gata H Kei: Yamada’s First Time
  • GUN x SWORD
  • Samurai 7
  • Zero No Tsukaima (The Familiar of Zero)
  • Kanokon
  • Please Teacher
  • Please Twins!
  • FLCL
  • Blood +
  • Full Metal Panic
  • Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu
  • Full Metal Panic! The Second Raid
  • .hack//Sign
  • .hack//Roots
  • .hack//Legend of the Twilight
  • .hack//Liminality
  • Hellsing
  • Hellsing: Ultimate
  • DNA^2

Well, it looks like I’ve got a lot of downloading and watching ahead of me …

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Yeah,I got tired of it doing that (even when I’d tell it not to), so I stopped it all together.

Kony Theme (Pokémon Parody)
So I was asked by someone on FunnyJunk to re-do the Pokémon theme using Kony. Well, this is the fruit of all 3 minutes of my labor.­­­                             
Kony wants to be the very best,
Like no nigga eva was.
To catch nigglets is his test,
To train them is his cause.
He will travel across Af-ri-ca,
Searching far and wide.
Each nigga child to brain wash
The violence that’s inside
(Gotta catch ‘em all)
It’s Kony’s niggas
He know they’re his mi-li-tia
KONY!
He’s our best friend,
In a world he must rule.
KO-NY
(Gotta catch ‘em all)
A Lie so true.
His power will pull him through.
He’ll teach them and they’ll kill you.
KO-NY
(Gotta catch ‘em all)
Yeah
(Verse 2)

Every village along the way
with tactics he will face.
Niggas will battle everyday
to claim Kony’s wanted place.
Come with him the time is right.
There’s no better team.
Gun and gun they’ll win the fight.
It’s always been his dream.
KONY!
(Gotta catch ‘em all)
It’s Kony’s niggas
He know there his mi-li-tia
KO-NY!
Oh, you’re a dark-y,
in a land in an-arch-y!.
KONY!
With lies so true.
His guns will pull him through.
He’ll teach them and they’ll kill you.
KO-OH-NY!
(Gotta catch ‘em all)x4 
Yeah!
KONY!

Words That Will Live in Infamy #6

“Bang.”

- Spike Spiegel

Why do you think people believe in God?
Because they want to.
It’s not easy living in an ugly, corrupt world:
No certainty, nothing to hope for.
People are lost, they reach out to get it.
God didn’t create humans … no, humans created God.
“Dr. Londes” (Cowboy Bebop)
I’m not going there to die. I’m going to find out if I’m really alive.
Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)
Hunger is the best spice they say.
Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)
There are three things I hate the most: Kids, animals, and women with attitude.
Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)
Whatever happens, happens
Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop … but you already knew that)
ps2 emulation is a bitch
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La Douleur Exquise (French): Translated directly, it is “The Exquisite Pain”.  It is a French idiom referring to the awful pain of loving and wanting someone that you can’t have.
Aye. La Douleur Exquise is the kind of pain I feel … well, that and the kind of pain associated with hurt knees and a bad lower back.